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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>works in Advertising and handles the PR for Smoking Apples.</description><title>Avner Kern</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @avnerkern)</generator><link>http://avnerkern.com/</link><item><title>Avner Kern</title><description>&lt;p&gt;is still alive. And so is this tumblog. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/333786749</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/333786749</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:36:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sgtstretch:
The Banana Flasher</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/MZMtSuyL4qqhm6snXi6CPETmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://philolin.me/post/155775856" target="_blank"&gt;sgtstretch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;The Banana Flasher&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/155796444</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/155796444</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:46:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There are enough cockroaches here where I live, that if I managed to send about 50% of them to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There are enough cockroaches here where I live, that if I managed to send about 50% of them to Ballmer’s house, I’d have 50% less here.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/154430334</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/154430334</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:03:00 -0400</pubDate><category>lol</category></item><item><title>"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by..."</title><description>“DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;New York Times, November 26, 1991 (via an email to &lt;a title="Smoking Apples" href="http://smokingapples.com" target="_blank"&gt;Smoking Apples&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://preshit.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;preshit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/154428489</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/154428489</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:59:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Update:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Carrying out some maintenance work on the tumblelog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Among the important tasks, I moved by domains originally registered at NearlyFreeSpeech over to Preshit’s great &lt;a target="_blank" title="ExperTrio Domains" href="http://www.expertriodomains.com"&gt;hosting venture&lt;/a&gt;. A ton of thanks to him for helping me out with this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are many more subtle changes coming to the tumblelog, so keep an eye here.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/151035422</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/151035422</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:32:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BLISS
(via miezekatzen)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/GxlDeM8kxnmjxj2gyOZXFy3ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;BLISS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://miezekatzen.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;miezekatzen&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111867471</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111867471</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 08:00:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Whenever I am about to do something, I think: would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do..."</title><description>“Whenever I am about to do something, I think: would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Dwight Shrute (via &lt;a href="http://imlouise.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;imlouise&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111867288</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111867288</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 07:59:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kaluluwa:
NEED
WANT!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/UsPbLbVmOnss2c10xVJRzLMGo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kaluluwa.tumblr.com/post/111557236/need" target="_blank"&gt;kaluluwa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;NEED&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WANT!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866994</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866994</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 07:58:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>preshit:
Wolverine (via thoseareturkeys)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/j5MG4wRImnspceb1MOBB7DlMo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://preshit.tumblr.com/post/111844642/wolverine-via-thoseareturkeys" target="_blank"&gt;preshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Wolverine (via &lt;a href="http://thoseareturkeys.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thoseareturkeys&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866891</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866891</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 07:57:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>preshit:
LOL (via threeframes)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/hzcpHGYzFmxilu23i4WDcnu2o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://preshit.tumblr.com/post/111844715/goonies-2" target="_blank"&gt;preshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;LOL (via &lt;a href="http://threeframes.net/" target="_blank"&gt;threeframes&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866827</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866827</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 07:57:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>preshit:

hessianonullo:
Russia observes Victory Day
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/FOTNDA7xYnpvvwtsGhqEo4lno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://preshit.tumblr.com/post/111844866/hessianonullo-russia-observes-victory-day" target="_blank"&gt;preshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hessianonullo.tumblr.com/post/110575379/russia-observes-victory-day" target="_blank"&gt;hessianonullo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Russia observes Victory Day&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866782</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866782</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 07:57:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reema:

krishanu:

geekystuff:
Salt&amp;Pepper Cell...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/jjo7jy9uKnsrdtnp03YBFYQSo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reema.tumblr.com/post/111853570" target="_blank"&gt;reema&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://krishanu.de/post/111550631/geekystuff-salt-pepper-cell-shakers" target="_blank"&gt;krishanu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://geekystuff.tumblr.com/post/111550242/salt-pepper-cell-shakers" target="_blank"&gt;geekystuff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yankodesign.com/2009/05/22/power-your-spice/" target="_blank"&gt;Salt&amp;Pepper Cell Shakers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Genius. Pure Genius.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866699</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111866699</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 07:56:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Realmac’s LittleSnapper release notes page is titled “A Journey Through Time and Space.” Cute."</title><description>“Realmac’s LittleSnapper release notes page is titled “A Journey Through Time and Space.” Cute.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/chartier/status/1872191049" target="_blank"&gt;Twitter / David Chartier&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://preshit.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;preshit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111844404</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111844404</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 06:02:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"My cat will chase the laser pointer excitedly until she notices you watching. Then, she’ll be all..."</title><description>“My cat will chase the laser pointer excitedly until she notices you watching. Then, she’ll be all “Oh please human, I’d Never fall for that””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/KuraFire/status/1891140900" target="_blank"&gt;Twitter / Faruk Ateş&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://preshit.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;preshit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111844355</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111844355</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 06:02:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>madh-avi:
via twenty4e:</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/ALvWQLEhMnkkp2sr63V2PZBio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://madh-avi.tumblr.com/post/111831536/summers-end" target="_blank"&gt;madh-avi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;via &lt;a href="http://twenty4e.tumblr.com/post/108817065/summers-end" target="_blank"&gt;twenty4e&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111837086</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111837086</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 05:22:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brandonpittman:

9gag:
Confidence has no limit
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/sdYsolKXXnroz2ntV79XxfRSo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brandonpittman.net/post/111543498/9gag-confidence-has-no-limit" target="_blank"&gt;brandonpittman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/111208580/confidence-has-no-limit" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/6554" target="_blank"&gt;Confidence has no limit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791707</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791707</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 02:17:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brandonpittman:

9gag:
Life is not fair
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/sdYsolKXXnroz0fzfM9WDygno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brandonpittman.net/post/111565387/9gag-life-is-not-fair" target="_blank"&gt;brandonpittman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/111208548/life-is-not-fair" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/6553" target="_blank"&gt;Life is not fair&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791508</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791508</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 02:17:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>preshit:

abhishekmittal:
A camera for life!!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/qAQOX5cbMnm65nbxIM2aEIslo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://preshit.tumblr.com/post/111572112/abhishekmittal-a-camera-for-life" target="_blank"&gt;preshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://abhishekmittal.tumblr.com/post/111481338/a-camera-for-life" target="_blank"&gt;abhishekmittal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;A camera for life!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791383</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791383</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 02:16:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brandonpittman:

9gag:
WIFE
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/sdYsolKXXnscnutqxhZDG4JIo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brandonpittman.net/post/111622999/9gag-wife" target="_blank"&gt;brandonpittman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/111415715/wife" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/6598" target="_blank"&gt;WIFE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791129</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791129</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 02:15:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brandonpittman:

9gag:
License Plate Fail
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/sdYsolKXXnsqfeer3EifLXYNo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brandonpittman.net/post/111649985/9gag-license-plate-fail" target="_blank"&gt;brandonpittman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/111540823/license-plate-fail" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/6604" target="_blank"&gt;License Plate Fail&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791051</link><guid>http://avnerkern.com/post/111791051</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 02:15:40 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
